“To keep your secret is wisdom; but to expect others to keep it is folly.” Samuel Johnson
“To keep your secret is wisdom; but to expect others to keep it is folly.” Samuel Johnson
A drunk woman on a flight to Scotland demanded “cigarettes and a parachute” before attacking cabin crew with her prosthetic leg. The woman was escorted off the plane as fellow passengers sang “The Hokey Cokey”.
There is no such animal as a “cage bird.” All caged birds were either captured or bred in captivity. In the wild, these beautiful beings are never alone. If they become separated from their flock-mates for even a moment, they call wildly to them. They preen each other, fly together, play, and share egg-incubation duties. …
“Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.” Rodin
Let sleeping dogs snuggle.
RAINBOWS ARE LIKE FRIENDS They brighten your life after you have been through a storm …
SOMETIMES ALL A PERSON NEEDS Is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
BEST FRIENDS Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having true love.
The nicest word that any man can hear is Daddy.
They say the world is round, and yet I often think it square, So many little hurts we get From corners here and there. But one great truth in life I’ve found, While journeying to the West- The only folks who really wound Are those we love the best. The man you thoroughly despise …
“There is a time in a boy’s life when the sweetness is pounded out of him; and tenderness, and the ability to show what he feels, is gone.” Norah Vincent
“Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.” Friedrich Nietzsche
Dozens of lions, tigers, zebras and camels are still used in travelling circuses in the UK. A new law to ban this use of wild animals in circuses is being repeatedly blocked by three Conservative MPs, despite the personal support of David Cameron, the government, Labour and over 90% of the British public. The British …