Early Learning Progress Indicator … When you can anticipate who is going to be OUT next.
Early Learning Progress Indicator … When you can anticipate who is going to be OUT next.
Have you found Jesus?
Emma’s drawing got her a free scholarship to weekend art classes. Hooray! Jack’s drawing won him a free trip to Guantanamo Bay.
Do you want to install Windows 10 ?
This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. The judge asked “First offender?” She replied, “No, first a Gibson. Second a Fender.”
I am only doing this until my porno career takes off!
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” Groucho Marx
“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” Groucho Marx
“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” Groucho Marx
