This is Ed down the street… Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again!
UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN A FREE TEQILA AND A PUPPY!
I saw this on Bluesky: Also this: It looks like Musk stole the Cybertruck design from India.
Said the little boy, “Sometimes I drop my spoon.” Said the old man, “I do that too.” The little boy whispered, “I wet my pants.” “I do that too,” laughed the little old man. Said the little boy, “I often cry.” The old man nodded, “So do I.” “But worst of all,” said …
If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It’s Because Of Their Haircut.
“If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” ― Malcolm X Guess who is oppressed, below, and who is the oppressor. No prizes, for fun only.
“You know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that’s what we need to do.”
Like I was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from Frosted Flakes.
Police Officer: Turn around. Suspect: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round. Police Officer: TURN AROUND! Suspect: Every now an- *Gets tased*
BREXIT: NOT GOING WELL IS IT? sodemaction.co.uk
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