HAPPINESS A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.
HAPPINESS A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.
“I told the doctor that I broke my leg in 2 places. He told me to stop visiting those places.” Henry Youngman
I DON’T HAVE TIME TO WORRY about who doesn’t like me… I’m too busy loving the people who love me.
I’m so alone – I don’t have any friends – I keep eating them CANNIBALISM It’s a lonely hobby.
DEPRESSION Who does it hurt? Everybody
Revelation That moment when you are singing a song you used to sing a lot when you were a kid… And you suddenly understand the lyrics.
OPINIONS Should not change the way you live your own life.
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Individuality versus Conformity It is better to be criticized for being different, than to be compared for being the same.
My Wife Went Shopping Yesterday and I haven’t seen her since what’s her height? Not sure how about her build? Average color of eyes? Never noticed color of hair? That changes what was she wearing? Don’t remember did she drive? Yes what kind of car? Black Audi A8 super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating …
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE And you’re getting on it
GREAT HUNT shot a turkey yesterday been awhile scared the crap outta folks in the frozen food section
I AM SO ASHAMED I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed…
DISASTER Born from what you do not know
IN THE END only memories stay with you.
UNBRIDLED JOY Dance like no one is watching.
REPUTATION A man has three names: The one he inherits, the one his parents give him and the one he makes for himself.
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