Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
I’m just saying, it hurts my feelings that you never lick me back.
Don’t forget, if anyone asks we are a normal family.
Grammar is important. Capital letters are the difference between “helping your Uncle Jack off a horse” & “helping your uncle jack off a horse”.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘Thank you’ is all I need. Not all this ‘How did you get in my house?’ business.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn’t know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.