“911 what is your emergency?” Dog: My owner has been gone for .02 seconds. 911: Have you tried eating the couch?
“911 what is your emergency?” Dog: My owner has been gone for .02 seconds. 911: Have you tried eating the couch?
Where did he get this bread? The bread museum?
The Bishop knows that if he moves forward the Queen will take him.
Jesus! look at the time.
Hi sweetie, how was school today? You can read all about it on my blog, Dad.
“What clan do you belong to?”
ELECTION RIGGING IN PROGRESS PLEASE USE ALTERNATIVE ROUTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION BBC Workplace
Do you know what it means to come home after a hard day’s work to someone who only wants to give you tenderness, give you love, give you passion and put all your needs first? It usually means you are in the wrong house.
Originally posted on Ronnie's Blog:
“Well, it’s not a good sign, that’s for sure …”
“Not everything you read on the internet is true.” Albert Einstein.
HAPPINESS A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.
Early Learning Progress Indicator … When you can anticipate who is going to be OUT next.
Have you found Jesus?
