Like I was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from Frosted Flakes.
Like I was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from Frosted Flakes.
Police Officer: Turn around. Suspect: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round. Police Officer: TURN AROUND! Suspect: Every now an- *Gets tased*
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If you get locked out, talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key.
I am tired of the lies and the deceit I am tired of all the broken promises You not only manipulated me, but my friends too People tolerate bad relationships For far too long, purely out of habit, But this cruelty has to come to an end I have had enough of your pernicious ways …
A local business was looking for office help and put up sign stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. …
“911 what is your emergency?” Dog: My owner has been gone for .02 seconds. 911: Have you tried eating the couch?
Where did he get this bread? The bread museum?
The Bishop knows that if he moves forward the Queen will take him.
Jesus! look at the time.
Hi sweetie, how was school today? You can read all about it on my blog, Dad.
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