ELECTION RIGGING IN PROGRESS PLEASE USE ALTERNATIVE ROUTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION BBC Workplace
ELECTION RIGGING IN PROGRESS PLEASE USE ALTERNATIVE ROUTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION BBC Workplace
Do you know what it means to come home after a hard day’s work to someone who only wants to give you tenderness, give you love, give you passion and put all your needs first? It usually means you are in the wrong house.
Originally posted on Ronnie's Blog:
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