Do you want to install Windows 10 ?
Do you want to install Windows 10 ?
This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. The judge asked “First offender?” She replied, “No, first a Gibson. Second a Fender.”
So how many times do you want your toes to curl?
I am only doing this until my porno career takes off!
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” Groucho Marx
“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” Groucho Marx
“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” Groucho Marx
Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” Priest: “No, not if you did not know.” Eskimo: “Then why did you tell me?” Annie Dillard
“His name is Bradshaw. He says he understands I came from a single parent den with inadequate role models. He senses that my dysfunctional behaviour is shame based and co-dependent and he urges me to let my inner cub heal…………………. I say we eat him.”
“Everyone back! Give him some air!”
I made myself a snowball As perfect as could be. I thought I’d keep it as a pet And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran away, But first it wet the bed.
“You have got to WANT to change.”
Bob and Steve noticed no one else was wearing a collar. Suddenly, they realised they were in a stray bar.
I opened my eyes And looked up at the rain, And it dripped in my head And flowed into my brain, And all that I hear as I lie in my bed Is the slishity-slosh of the rain in my head. I step very softly, I walk very slow, I can’t do a handstand– …
I WISH TO GOD YOU’D HAVE THAT MOLE REMOVED!
“An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.” Will Rogers
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