“I told the doctor that I broke my leg in 2 places. He told me to stop visiting those places.” Henry Youngman
Last week my wife caught me crossdressing So I packed her things and left
Expectation Reality
I’m so alone – I don’t have any friends – I keep eating them CANNIBALISM It’s a lonely hobby.
Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it white people.
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YOU DON’T STOP HAVING FUN Because you grow old, you grow old because you stop having fun.
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