A drunk woman on a flight to Scotland demanded “cigarettes and a parachute” before attacking cabin crew with her prosthetic leg. The woman was escorted off the plane as fellow passengers sang “The Hokey Cokey”.
A drunk woman on a flight to Scotland demanded “cigarettes and a parachute” before attacking cabin crew with her prosthetic leg. The woman was escorted off the plane as fellow passengers sang “The Hokey Cokey”.
Video: Milos Cvetkovic
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Bob Hope
It’s too cold to change the sign
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.
Today I will be talking about the cholinergic modulation of cortical function.
All I want for Christmas is You. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.
I can’t believe the kids used my vibrator as Frosty the Snowman’s nose.
If I sent Christmas cards, you’d totally be on my list.
We’re walking in the air I’m sipping on an IRN-BRU My chilly snowman mate said he would like some too I tell him, get your own He looks like he is going to cry I tell him once again that the IRN-BRU is mine Now I’m falling through the air I wonder where I’m …
…and I will turn into a what?
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.” Matt Groening
Jesus Christ, not Christmas again.
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